cee.20.montreal.writer. gamer. wannabe superhero. nerd. sarcastic. lucky.
maxwellpuckett:

thefrogman:

lifehackable:

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I really hope someone sees this and tells their history teacher they are being illegally detained after the bell. 
Then the history teacher will hold that person after class and teach them the Geneva Conventions address the treatment of people during times of war and that this is the stupidest thing in the history of space and time.

life hack: just fucking accuse your teacher of a war crime

maxwellpuckett:

thefrogman:

lifehackable:

More Daily Life Hacks Here

I really hope someone sees this and tells their history teacher they are being illegally detained after the bell. 

Then the history teacher will hold that person after class and teach them the Geneva Conventions address the treatment of people during times of war and that this is the stupidest thing in the history of space and time.

life hack: just fucking accuse your teacher of a war crime

likeafieldmouse:

Beili Liu - The Mending Project (2011)

"…Hundreds of Chinese scissors suspended from the ceiling in a shimmery cloud. The piece involved the artist sitting at a small black table, hand-mending patches of fabric together which visitors were encouraged to cut themselves near the entrance. As the performance continued, the piece grew as one continuous cloth and lay spread on the floor.  

The hovering mass of the downward-pointed scissors represent the distant fear and looming violence present in today’s cultural climate. The sharp blades above the artist are put in contrast by the silent and simple act of mending. The dichotomous result of the instant fear superimposed with the calming effect of the sewing created a surreal atmosphere in the room.”

There are two kinds of people

lieano:

People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’

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And people who burn down all of Paris

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northernprepitude:

Wish I was kissing you instead of thinking about you

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

intrinnsic:

speaking of art history

this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.

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and this is her from the back

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that is marble, y’all. 

MARBLE.

carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.

i just.

wow.

fucking art, y’all.

fucking.

art.

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

koalatea:

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

triurnvirate:

okay so this is a bunch of stuff that’s been hanging around my house that i look at a lot and sigh over because i have nO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT. so i figured i’d give it away to someone else so they can look at it and sigh occasionally

THE RULES: 

  • you must be following me as this is for my followers because i love them so much (i used to be spocktrek if you can’t remember who i am)
  • i WILL check, and if you win and you’re not following me then i will pick someone else
  • you must reblog this as like’s don’t count (you can like to keep track but it doesn’t don’t count as an entry)
  • you can reblog as many times as you like, but try not to spam your followers bc that aint cool bro
  • you must be comfortable with giving me your address if you win
  • i will ship /anywhere/
  • WHOEVER GETS DRAWN FIRST GETS TO CHOOSE IF THEY WANT THE HARRY POTTER PRIZES OR THE DOCTOR WHO ONES
  • you have until MAY 30TH to enter

PRIZE ONE: 

  • Doctor Who: The Encyclopedia
  • The Official Doctor Who Annual 2013
  • 100 Doctor Who postcards
  • 5 Doctor Who 50th anniversary special books, including doctor’s 1, 2, 6, 7, 9 and 10
  • a 50th anniversary Doctor Who t-shirt, size small (never worn, my dad bought me two- for some strange reason he thought i could give it to a friend and we could be doctor who buddies)

PRIZE TWO:

  • The Marauders Map (which pulls out and has flaps and is absolutely massive holy shit)
  • Luna Lovegood’s wand
  • Slytherin scarf
  • Slytherin notebook
  • The Making of Harry Potter book

i will draw two winners from a random number generator, you have until MAY 30TH to enter! good luck folks! ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕△◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

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